Daily Itinerary, as suggested by the High Council and the Supreme Chancellor. (note: this is just the suggested plan, this is the best way for everything to work and get done, and still have everything be mad chill.)
8:00am - Work or School starts, you gots to be at your job or at school, well you don’t have to be but you should do it.
9:00am - Actually start working, everybody knows you didn’t do anything for the first hour because you were just chillin and it was still really early.
10:00am - everybody should take a break, you worked for a little, you should probably chill for about an hour or so.
Around 11am - start working again, or school, whatever it is that you stopped doing earlier you should commence doing it again.
1:00pm eat some lunch.
1:30pm - lunch is over go back to work, or peace out after lunch.
2:00pm- everybody should call their grandma and talk to her.
2:15pm- start working really hard and get a lot done for 45 minutes.
3:00pm- afternoon siesta is required, school is over, kids can start chillin they don’t have to siesta but they should because a nice nap never hurt anybody.
4:00pm- Siesta is over, wake up, start working again, do mad work for the next hour, its not that hard, stop complaining you only do about 4 or 5 hours of work in a day, and you get paid for 9 hours, so just work really hard and be really productive until work is over. PLEASE.
5:00pm- Hell yeah work is over time to chill.
5:30pm – 6:30pm- HAPPY HOUR! $3 DRINKS WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
7:00pm- Wheel of Fortune
7:30-pm- Jeopardy
Around 8:00pm- go outside and chill as you watch the sun set with all its colors over Serenity.
8:30pm the night is yours to chill, sleep, indulge, do whatever you want, just chill man.
SEAL: Tangerine Sky
MOTTO: "When you say goodbye to a tangerine sky you lose your pain, lose your fear, lose your sorrow."
Thursday, May 31, 2007
journal 3
Dear Journal,
Today was a big day, Chong addressed the nation today. You see lately there have been these people selling all these bad and unchill drugs that have been causing a lot of problems to the people who get them. Everybody went and got to watch, it took place in from of the High Council Chambers. Chong talked about how these people are unchill and are breaking the law. And he said if they get caught they will be punished, and he doesn’t know how yet but it wont be a very fun punishment he says. The he went on about how he just had the work week of his life because he took all this acid he got, and it was bad acid and he didn’t have a good time at all. Chong then told everybody, don’t take the acid, its bad, and scary. After the speech Chong and the High Council decided that it was national do good acid week, and the NGA (National Drug Agency) handed out free acid to everybody. When I said this happened today I mean it happened last week. But man did I have a lot of fun. I love Chong he is mad chill. Yo im goin to bed
Peace out.
Today was a big day, Chong addressed the nation today. You see lately there have been these people selling all these bad and unchill drugs that have been causing a lot of problems to the people who get them. Everybody went and got to watch, it took place in from of the High Council Chambers. Chong talked about how these people are unchill and are breaking the law. And he said if they get caught they will be punished, and he doesn’t know how yet but it wont be a very fun punishment he says. The he went on about how he just had the work week of his life because he took all this acid he got, and it was bad acid and he didn’t have a good time at all. Chong then told everybody, don’t take the acid, its bad, and scary. After the speech Chong and the High Council decided that it was national do good acid week, and the NGA (National Drug Agency) handed out free acid to everybody. When I said this happened today I mean it happened last week. But man did I have a lot of fun. I love Chong he is mad chill. Yo im goin to bed
Peace out.
Journal 2
Dear Journal
Today, I fucking went to school. We went on this field trip to china town, and just got mad good Chinese food. Then we went to this park in Chinatown, and chilled and talked about china, and Chinese people, while eating our Chinese food. I got me some pork fried rice, dumplings, spicy chicken, and egg rolls. It was awesome because I didn’t have to pay for it, the school did. We went back to school and we still had like 3 hours of class time left, but right when we got back our teacher was like, iight later guys, and he just peaced out, so we all left. It was another nice day out, so me and my friend joe and will went to joe’s house and chilled on his back lawn in lawn chairs. We sipped on mad ice tea and ate chips and dip while we watched and laughed at the crazy shit his neighbor was doing. We do that a lot, just watch his neighbor, because his neighbor is always tripping on something crazy and he does the funniest crap. Today he was wearing a shower curtain and had a green pillow case over his head with whole cut in it. He was running around his back yard with toaster and a very small bush that he had ripped out of the ground. When we asked him what he was doing he said, the gorgons are eating all the cheese, I have to protect the supermarket. I think the supermarket was the tree he was standing in front of in a fighting stance, and I think the gorgons were the refrigerator and the lawn mower he had in his lawn for some reason. Either way it was mad funny and the chips and dip were awesome. Well that’s basically what I did today. It was a pretty chill day.
Peace out.
Today, I fucking went to school. We went on this field trip to china town, and just got mad good Chinese food. Then we went to this park in Chinatown, and chilled and talked about china, and Chinese people, while eating our Chinese food. I got me some pork fried rice, dumplings, spicy chicken, and egg rolls. It was awesome because I didn’t have to pay for it, the school did. We went back to school and we still had like 3 hours of class time left, but right when we got back our teacher was like, iight later guys, and he just peaced out, so we all left. It was another nice day out, so me and my friend joe and will went to joe’s house and chilled on his back lawn in lawn chairs. We sipped on mad ice tea and ate chips and dip while we watched and laughed at the crazy shit his neighbor was doing. We do that a lot, just watch his neighbor, because his neighbor is always tripping on something crazy and he does the funniest crap. Today he was wearing a shower curtain and had a green pillow case over his head with whole cut in it. He was running around his back yard with toaster and a very small bush that he had ripped out of the ground. When we asked him what he was doing he said, the gorgons are eating all the cheese, I have to protect the supermarket. I think the supermarket was the tree he was standing in front of in a fighting stance, and I think the gorgons were the refrigerator and the lawn mower he had in his lawn for some reason. Either way it was mad funny and the chips and dip were awesome. Well that’s basically what I did today. It was a pretty chill day.
Peace out.
Journal 1
Dear Journal,
I had a bunch of stuff to do today, I was like supposed to go to school and learn about things, but I didn’t go. In school I had some tests today, but I didn’t want to take them because tests are lame. Today I just decided to chill. I woke up at like at like 7 this morning and it was a nice day out so I said to myself, fuck school, and I went back to sleep. I woke up again at like 2:30, and nobody was home at my house. I just chilled naked for like 3 hours, it was sick. Most of the time I spent playing FIFA, butt ass naked, but I took a break at about 4:20, I had some stuff to do. When is was about 4:45 I realized that all my friends had been out of school since 3 so I put some clothes on and went over to my boy camrons house. Cam had the dank headies. I don’t know what I did at cams but I was there for like 4 hours, and it was mad chill. I left cams and went back to my house, and my moms was home, and she was like did you go to school today, and I said, nah, and she was like why not, and I said, I don’t even know, then my mom asked me, are you high? And I was like, yeah, and she was like word. Then I went into the kitchen and made like 6 mini pizzas, went to the couch and watched animal planet and ate pizza, it was awesome. Then I came in here, my room, and got naked again and started writing this. Now I am going to bed.
Peace out.
I had a bunch of stuff to do today, I was like supposed to go to school and learn about things, but I didn’t go. In school I had some tests today, but I didn’t want to take them because tests are lame. Today I just decided to chill. I woke up at like at like 7 this morning and it was a nice day out so I said to myself, fuck school, and I went back to sleep. I woke up again at like 2:30, and nobody was home at my house. I just chilled naked for like 3 hours, it was sick. Most of the time I spent playing FIFA, butt ass naked, but I took a break at about 4:20, I had some stuff to do. When is was about 4:45 I realized that all my friends had been out of school since 3 so I put some clothes on and went over to my boy camrons house. Cam had the dank headies. I don’t know what I did at cams but I was there for like 4 hours, and it was mad chill. I left cams and went back to my house, and my moms was home, and she was like did you go to school today, and I said, nah, and she was like why not, and I said, I don’t even know, then my mom asked me, are you high? And I was like, yeah, and she was like word. Then I went into the kitchen and made like 6 mini pizzas, went to the couch and watched animal planet and ate pizza, it was awesome. Then I came in here, my room, and got naked again and started writing this. Now I am going to bed.
Peace out.
Government
The governmental system in Serenity is Democratic Republic. The government is made up of 2 entities, the High Council and the Supreme Chancellor. The High Council is made up of 12 elected officials. The members of the High Council are elected directly by the people of Serenity and they serve life terms. A High Council member can be impeached from the position if the citizens deem he or she to be incompetent or not chill, but the final decision for the impeachment of a council member is made by the Supreme Chancellor. The High Council is charged with representing the people, and being the voice of the people. The members of the High Council are the most chill and respected people of Serenity, they know what it takes to chill mad hard better than most.
The Supreme Chancellor is the most powerful position in Serenity. The Supreme Chancellor is the ultimate ruler, and everybody has to listen to him. The Supreme Chancellor has the most difficult position in Serenity, he has so much power and control over the nation that it is very easy for him to become a totalitarian dictator. This does not happen though, or it hasn’t yet. The Supreme Chancellor is always the absolute most chill person in the nation, he chills mad hard, and is normally to chill to want to have to be a dictator because that would be way to much work and stress. The Supreme Chancellor is elected by the High Council, and serves a life term with no exceptions. The only way for a Supreme Chancellor to become undone is for him to die, or leave his position when he is mad old and senile. The current Supreme Chancellor is Tommy Chong, he is also one of the founding member of Serenity.
The way the government makes decisions is that they don’t, the Supreme Chancellor does, he decides what he wants. But he normally likes to listen to the high council because they speak for the people, and the people are all pretty chill, and the Supreme Chancellor respects that. Currently the Supreme Chancellor has the High Council vote on things, and then he makes a decision from that. The High Council is also the working court system for Serenity, and they decide punishments, at the approval of the Supreme Chancellor of course. So basically the Supreme Chancellor runs Serenity and has help if he wants it.
The Supreme Chancellor is the most powerful position in Serenity. The Supreme Chancellor is the ultimate ruler, and everybody has to listen to him. The Supreme Chancellor has the most difficult position in Serenity, he has so much power and control over the nation that it is very easy for him to become a totalitarian dictator. This does not happen though, or it hasn’t yet. The Supreme Chancellor is always the absolute most chill person in the nation, he chills mad hard, and is normally to chill to want to have to be a dictator because that would be way to much work and stress. The Supreme Chancellor is elected by the High Council, and serves a life term with no exceptions. The only way for a Supreme Chancellor to become undone is for him to die, or leave his position when he is mad old and senile. The current Supreme Chancellor is Tommy Chong, he is also one of the founding member of Serenity.
The way the government makes decisions is that they don’t, the Supreme Chancellor does, he decides what he wants. But he normally likes to listen to the high council because they speak for the people, and the people are all pretty chill, and the Supreme Chancellor respects that. Currently the Supreme Chancellor has the High Council vote on things, and then he makes a decision from that. The High Council is also the working court system for Serenity, and they decide punishments, at the approval of the Supreme Chancellor of course. So basically the Supreme Chancellor runs Serenity and has help if he wants it.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Rules of Serenity
1. Chill as hard as you can when it is time to chill.
You can not have serenity without chillin really hard.
2. Respect other peoples right to chill
Other people need to chill too, and if you don’t let them do that that is not cool, or respectful.
3. Don’t kill people.
Killing people is so not chill.
4. Don’t steal from people.
If you steal thins from people, then your not chilling, and then those people wont chill. Plus you break rules 1 and 2.
5. Do your job.
Everybody has to do their part to make this society function. You cant just chill mad hard for free, you must contribute to the betterment and functionality of Serenity.
6. Don’t sell drugs illegally.
The government sells drugs, you don’t need to. Don’t take money away from the government for your own benefit.
7. Be nice to everybody.
Being mean is not chill, it is also a buzz kill.
8. The High Council is the ultimate power, and what they say is law.
They are the controlling body, they make sure tranquility is maintained.
9. If you make a mess, clean it up.
Self explanatory.
10. Fallow all the rules.
You can not have serenity without chillin really hard.
2. Respect other peoples right to chill
Other people need to chill too, and if you don’t let them do that that is not cool, or respectful.
3. Don’t kill people.
Killing people is so not chill.
4. Don’t steal from people.
If you steal thins from people, then your not chilling, and then those people wont chill. Plus you break rules 1 and 2.
5. Do your job.
Everybody has to do their part to make this society function. You cant just chill mad hard for free, you must contribute to the betterment and functionality of Serenity.
6. Don’t sell drugs illegally.
The government sells drugs, you don’t need to. Don’t take money away from the government for your own benefit.
7. Be nice to everybody.
Being mean is not chill, it is also a buzz kill.
8. The High Council is the ultimate power, and what they say is law.
They are the controlling body, they make sure tranquility is maintained.
9. If you make a mess, clean it up.
Self explanatory.
10. Fallow all the rules.
Meaning of Seal and Motto
The Tangerine Sky seal for Serenity is a visual representation of serenity. The setting red sun makes for the sky to turn into an array of beautiful calming colors. There is nothing more tranquil and serene and chill as a setting red sun below a pink and tangerine sky.
The Motto of Serenity is an excerpt from the societies national song, Tangerine Sky by the Kottonmouth Kings. The meaning of this quote is that you will feel the most serene when chillin hard at the end of the day watching a beautiful sunset.
The Motto of Serenity is an excerpt from the societies national song, Tangerine Sky by the Kottonmouth Kings. The meaning of this quote is that you will feel the most serene when chillin hard at the end of the day watching a beautiful sunset.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Declaration of Independence
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to disband all the stress and unrest that they have been wound upon for so long, and to assume a new state of peace and serenity. We embark upon this new quest, a quest to live in a land free of all stress and everything that is not chill.
It is the hope of this nation that all people, no matter what race, what intelligence, how wealthy or how important, have the inaliable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of some time to chill. In this great land, our forefathers brought forth the idea that all people have the equal opportunity to chill hard, party hard, and indulge in the pleasure of life. It is now our job to uphold the values of our founding fathers to the fullest extent, and continue the expectations that were assigned to us.
We hereby state that the land and law of Serenity will be upheld forever more, thus preserving the rights that all people have to persue whatever it may be that makes them happy, and relieves all stress. Engraved in our peoples is this idea which our nation is founded upon, and there is no justifiable reason for interrupting or interfering with anothers right to pursue their own serenity.
It is the hope of this nation that all people, no matter what race, what intelligence, how wealthy or how important, have the inaliable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of some time to chill. In this great land, our forefathers brought forth the idea that all people have the equal opportunity to chill hard, party hard, and indulge in the pleasure of life. It is now our job to uphold the values of our founding fathers to the fullest extent, and continue the expectations that were assigned to us.
We hereby state that the land and law of Serenity will be upheld forever more, thus preserving the rights that all people have to persue whatever it may be that makes them happy, and relieves all stress. Engraved in our peoples is this idea which our nation is founded upon, and there is no justifiable reason for interrupting or interfering with anothers right to pursue their own serenity.
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